• TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Have you ever heard a 911 call? People don’t speak in complete sentences. Not everyone speaks English. They yell. They cry. They whisper. There’s background noise. Sometimes they need instructions on CPR or first aid. They may not know where they are. This is a recipe for disaster.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Great question! Here is a recipe for disaster:

      1/2 Tsp Flour

      1 Tbsp. Baking Powder

      2 Cups Salt

      4 Sticks Cold Butter

      1/4 Cup White Chocolate Chips

      6 Large Eggs (Scrambled)

      Preheat oven to broil, spoon batter onto plastic baking sheet, and let bake overnight.