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minus-squareMynameisAllen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up33·18 hours agoWho the fuck is reading a whole book in 2 hours??? Is this normal? Am I dumb? I feel very threatened
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-217 hours agoWho the fuck drinks coffee for 58 minutes?
minus-squareMacaroni_ninja@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoIf I forget about it, it can take all day to finish a cup.
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoI drink my two cups from the time it finishes brewing until lunch
minus-squareMynameisAllen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoMy coworkers start drinking coffee at 8 am and don’t seem to stop until 1pm…
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoThat’s about my average, but I’m hyperlexic.
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoAcademically, that’s called “reading diagonally”
minus-squareShardikprime@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 hours agoAh so that’s what Harry Potter was trying to do that time
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-215 hours agoI can knock out Fun with Dick and Jane in 30 minutes flat. So, extrapolate as you will from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoThere’s a sex joke in there somewhere.
minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoThe Pearl by Steinbeck is quite short
Who the fuck is reading a whole book in 2 hours??? Is this normal? Am I dumb? I feel very threatened
Who the fuck drinks coffee for 58 minutes?
If I forget about it, it can take all day to finish a cup.
I drink my two cups from the time it finishes brewing until lunch
My coworkers start drinking coffee at 8 am and don’t seem to stop until 1pm…
That’s about my average, but I’m hyperlexic.
Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”
Ah so that’s what Harry Potter was trying to do that time
I can knock out Fun with Dick and Jane in 30 minutes flat. So, extrapolate as you will from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s a sex joke in there somewhere.
The Pearl by Steinbeck is quite short