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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

    I am pretty sure he won’t do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

    Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can’t get a job because they are inexperienced

    It’s official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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    Idk why but I wanna slap him so bad. Like dude that brow smirk makes you look like a moron

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Mmmmmuh’lady

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    More concerned with the 22 then what he was doing at 17. I’m not against younger blood in leadership roles but you got to have done the job at least somewhat. If the guy was 35 or so and had been at it for a decade, that’d be a different beast. This feels like a nepo hire

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world
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      Or someone he can easily control.

  • Buske@lemmy.world
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    I feel like… Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Got it, he wants US to burn.

  • Dirtgrain@lemmy.world
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    Putin’s agent?

  • irish_link@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

  • DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    these aren’t secretaries and ministers of organized government

    it’s capos and yes men of organized crime.

  • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

    so he’s gonna impeach trump?

  • Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)@lemmings.world
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    I can hear the MAGA crowd saying “but at least he’s a white male”

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Ehhhhh?

  • Steven Tree Baxter@lemmy.world
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    The veges can wait. It’s hero time! (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

  • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    he’s a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump’s earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

    • derpgon@programming.dev
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      Also will probably be a strawman, and fired or jailed when Trump fucks up, blaming others as always.

      • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yup. How do these idiots not see that trump is gonna sell them out as soon as there is any hot water

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    Are you sure this guy didn’t star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

    • irish_link@lemmy.world
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      Star in, no. Was the clumsy villain, I think so.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

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    That’s a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      iran? woops, too late.

      • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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        They squeezed that in before this guy was in office.
        Bcs from one look at him you can already tell nothing will get past him.

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    I know I feel safer already.

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      You know who to thank

      • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        why don’t you wear a suit?

        • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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          fishing

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        This is so cursed

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