When I was a kid I would call them brother cookies. My brothers name was Graham.
What’s his name now? Just wanna know what to look for on the shelves!
Don’t you love the fact that pleasure-lovers have made it the base for s’mores, cheesecake, and the mango float?
(Was going to say they haven’t found a way to wank with it, but decided I’d rather not check on that.)
Mango float?
It’s a Filipino dessert of graham crackers layered with whipped cream, sweet condensed milk, and fresh ripe mangos, then refrigerated until the crackers get all soft and you can slice it like cake.
… I wanna eat that
wasn’t cornflakes or oatmeal created for a similar purpose?
Corn flakes were dull and tasteless to help prevent masturbation. Kellogg was strange dude.
Well look how well that turned out, cereal porn:
I will acknowledge that I have found a link between good food and extramarital sex. I get laid more when I cook good and I put out more when she cooks good.
Though good food is also associated with extra marital sex, in that it works with the wife too
I love that these days the most common use is probably to sandwich them around marshmallow and chocolate.
going to fast for 3 days so when i eat one of those i really enjoy it
I’m going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.
Don’t forget to beat it afterwards!