Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

… I wanna eat that

Mango float?

I’m going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.

Welcome! And happy cake day!

Three whole albums and a weird mess of covers. If you like it, Samhain and Danzig are just… less horror more horny? Maybe?

Avoid anything Misfits with Michale Graves in it, if you want to sidestep some real fucked up politics.

*article from !hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se. I don’t think I can crosspost into comments.

See also: Gambling for Resurrection

I’m so tired

In 2010, the “Mission Accomplished” banner was transferred from the National Archives to the collection of the George W. Bush Presidential Center. The banner is not on display.

Tl;dr: cum

Sometimes the truth hurts. Teach em young.

Absolute beauties. And they’re teeny!

Rag rugs are a game changer

*some rag rugs.

*Happy cake day!

I’m partial to moooons.

Correct.

Nah, he’s just a little guy.

Incoming freshmen born on even-numbered dates attend West Bend East while those born on odd-numbered dates attend West Bend West.

Huh.

:<

Chili crisp is a game changer for me. And i chop and freeze cilantro in an ice cube tray, so I have fresh cilantro to throw in at the very end. I’m going to start doing that with spring onions too, because I never use them all before they go bad.

I didn’t know that gum existed, but I definitely want to eat it now.