For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”

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    a couple always means two.

    every time anyone says “a couple”, i ask them if they mean two. it’s not pleasant exchange for either of us, but it must be done

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      Disagree. I’ve always understood it to mean approximately two. Usually 2-3; 4 isn’t outlandish.

      Unless that’s the meaning, the expression doesn’t have a reason to exist. So that’s how I decide to interpret it.

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        Wrong. A couple is two exactly. After the wedding: Oh look at the happy couple. There aren’t 3 or 4 people standing there, 2 people are standing there. A couple.

        To couple train carriages together means to attach two carriages together. There are more carriages behind that one, but they were all individually coupled together.

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          Aw come on, those are two very different meanings of the word in my book. As it happens, the couple of eggs I took out of the fridge aren’t in a romantic relationship.

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            Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

            I‘ll wait.

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              https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/couple-few-several-use

              Couple is used to refer to two things, but is also often used for a small number greater than two.

              by the 1500s, it was also being used in the phrase a couple of to refer to an indefinite but still small number of people or things

              Verdict: couple is used of small numbers most of the time, but usually at least two or more.

              So yeah, the meaning of “at least two but possibly a bit more than that” has been around for a loooooong time.