BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1200arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105arrow-down3·edit-22 months agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down1·2 months agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 months agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!