BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1194arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down3·edit-22 days agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 day agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down1·2 days agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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