BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1194arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102arrow-down3·edit-22 days agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down1·2 days agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 day agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
He seems like an all right guy
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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