Fat bois
You beautiful phat bois
You can’t lick your back
You can’t lick your bum
Because you’re a beautiful phat boiIsabella Bizzy Boo
she’s a kitty, yes you do
she is grey and furry too
she’s an Izzy Bizzy Boo
Cat who is a kitten,
Kitten who’s a cat.
Cat who is a kitten who’s a cat, cat, cat.
Imagine that! A kitten who’s a cat!Seuss. That you?
Pussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
To the tune of Industry Baby:
He is a Babyman A stimkin man And sometimes he’s a chimkin man. He’s begging on his knees Mommy please Won’t you give me zoppity"
He’s a Sphynx. His name is Babyman, he’s stinky, and when he acts a fool we call him Chimkin Man because he looks like an uncooked chicken flailing around the house.
Zoppity is his freeze-dried venison food, named after a reference from The Office. “Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity.”
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Jezz, Jezz, Jezz,
Shake your Jezzie,
Shake your Jezzie! 🎶
(Her name is Jezebel, and I’m not very creative, lol)
Aww look at the widdle.
Kitty Kitty oh so pretty, kitty kitten cat!
I have many sayings for my cat and my dog but haven’t made any songs. I have sung other songs others have made to them. Typically my cat is the making songs. She sings a sad ballad when she thinks she’s home alone as she carries her toy until she finds us.
I know the lyrics to that song, it goes MOUUUUUUR.
MOUUUUUUUURR murrrrrr MOUUUURRRR murrrrr murrrrrrr thud (she drops her toy onto the ground)
I call it ‘Ode to the late Hermione’, written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.But be careful, don’t light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.somehow reminds me of Thunderpants.
Long cat
Long cat
He is long
And is a cat
Long cat
Disclosure: my wife is the singer songwriter in the house so this is technically her’s
Whenever they beg for food outside of feeding time and loiter at the food area, i start singing “you still belong to meeeeeee” over and over while i follow them and gradually get more and more invasive of their personal space until they scamper off
Corporal cuddling, the ultimate cat discipline technology.
they hate it & they love it
Whooose a little creature? You are! A naughty little creature!
kiss kitty tummy a few times
Whooooose a good creature? You are! You are!
Sing in generic high pitched baby cat voice with a lilt to it.
To the tune of the chicken dance:
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
CAT CAT CAT
Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy
Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.
