When was the last time you saw a possessed Linux system? Don’t worry I’ll wait
my Linux has dæmons all over it
Every linux comes with perl and bash, possession is a single script away
You can probably configure the demon in Linux
demonctl stop hellfire demonctl disable hellfire demonctl enable regular-fire demonctl start regular-fire demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red demonctl add --object electric-guitar demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"lp1 is on fire
How do I daemonize my demon?
Honestly TempleOS might be the way to go on this one
I think such circumstances require TempleOS.
it’s true though, specificity TempleOS
Best way to kill -9 a daemon 🤷
Demons prefer FreeBSD
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
I’m inclined to believe that’s normal Windows behavior at this point…
I’m sure you have no ulterior motives on this subject, maxwells_daemon.
Linux doesn’t have this? Man, I guess I’ll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.
I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.
Demon: What the fuck, how to I install Chrome, what the heck is a tar gz? Fuck this I’m out
there are other demons? and they’re invisible?? What if they grow superteeth on my CPU teeth? dot deb? how do I run a dot deb? “man top”? "man mount"??
fucking hell looking up manual pages kills me every time. i run mint btw
If you install Linux properly you’ll get the experience with spirits you’ll need.
Sounds like a standard windows 11 install to me?
$ sudo systemd-inhibit luciferHence freebsd was born.
