I heard this song for the first time, and I kept hearing
My lover’s got no money, he’s got his thrombolyse
Turns out it was “strong beliefs”, and not a medical term
Have a listen: https://song.link/t/70681623
I used to think the Kiss song went “I wanna rock and roll all night… and part of every day.”
Moderation is key for everything, after all.
We found Lois Griffin
I mean, partying every day just results in Slurms McKenzie.
Don’t go, Jason waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
I always heard it as trombeleese, which I imagined to be some exotic musical instrument like this:
I wonder what that sounds like.
“Blinded by the light.
Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.”
Turns out is actually deuce.
That actually makes even less sense.
It’s referring to a two-stroke engine.
Generally it’s a 2-door car, specifically a 1932 Ford.
It’s a strange song
I always heard “wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night” and happily sung that in bars.
Manfred Mann’s cover of Blinded by the Light has entered the chat. Probably the most misheard lyrics in the entire history of modern music.
It’s “Revved up like a deuce.”
Wait… Manfred Mann’s version is a cover? Yep, Blinded by the Light was originally performed Bruce Springsteen.
And the Springsteen version very clearly says deuce which means Manfred Mann had to deliberately change it.
“Dirty deeds, dunder chiefs!”
I always wondered what a dunder chief is.
It was Thunder Chief for me. I figured he must be bad juju.
Annie are you walking? Annie are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?
“I set fire, to Lorraine” by Adele (set fire to the rain). “Parrot, parrot, parrot eyes” by Coldplay (Paradise)
Paradise is the song with the weird elephant music video, right?
I thought it was monkeys
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
Blink 182 “the state looks down on side of me”
If you know, you know.
Hoobastank, the Reason.
Real lyric: “a reason to start over new”.
What i heard as a child: “the reason tostadas are new”
Kings of Leon, Use Somebody. I always thought that he said “You know I wanna eat somebody. Someone like you!”
Oh I was singing loudly along with Elton John one day, “Love, I feel it in my hands, I can tell by the things I would do with another maaaan” as I had done every time I heard the song when I suddenly realized that probably wasn’t something someone would sing in the 1970s, looked it up and the NAME of the song is Love Lies Bleeding.
I have an auditory processing disorder sooo all of them lol
At one point in Another One Bites the Dust, Freddie says “Bite the dust, yeah” which for years I could not hear as anything but “I’m adopted”. Seemed like a weird way to share that information.