The year of Linux Desktop is here!
My entire obituary will start with the phrase
Area man ....Of that. I’m sure.
Gaargle flooded with toads, again.
“Immortality For All Just Weeks Away”
Earth runs out of Oxygen… Billions of people die!
Coffin too small for deceased performer, but not for the reason you think
“Great big tombstone.”
There will be no headline. I am just a plebe.
Not a headline about you. Just the top story in the news on the day that you die
“Scientists discover that pigs fly”
you won’t believe what happened to this fish
over_clox was attacked and run over by a Cybertruck 3.0 in auto self-defense mode after trying to move a turtle out of the road.
“Man dies from dehydration while defecating on former President Donald Trump’s grave. Friends say man intentionally consumed many McDonald’s Hamburgers and bottles of laxatives prior to death.”
Good luck with that. Have u ever seen how they had to bury Reagan?
is his corpse on a rotisserie for all eternity?
If I’m lucky, it’ll be the fact that I died. And the reputation I’d have to build to get that headline is hopefully gonna be a good one.
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“Trump does stupid shit… again.”
Might be Don, might be Jr., might be Eric. There are enough Trumps to exhaust my lifetime.
