TAS s1e10 Mudd’s Passion
Sidebar: If you could fight any Trek character, who would it be?
I’d fight the navigation dolphins
In or out of the navigation pools?
Mirror universe Ezri Dax. She can beat me up anytime.
Yes, I have problems.
As long as there isn’t bad blood between us I’d fight weird al
Nelix.
I want to beat the fuck out of that annoying little shit.
If not him, Kai Winn.
Worf: Why did you do that to Commander Riker?
Data: I wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Q. I don’t have a chance of winning against pretty much anyone, so might as well get it over with quickly.
I’d fight the Melkot. Decapitation for an easy victory.
Depends. If this is a situation where I’ve got to win or something bad happens to me or my family, I’ll beat down season 7 Naomi Wildman.
If it’s just for funsies, TNG-era Bruce Maddox
Bashir :)
For serious, the Jem’Hadar from the DS9 episode Siege of AR558. That was literally a solved problem. The solution was called “the machine gun”.
does that bother people?
like are you only allowed to be happy if only you have the best penis your partner has ever seen?
plus, you can also play with them.
Some people are squeemish or uptight or have a fragile ego about it. They can have their dull sex lives if that’s what they want.
I’d say fuck them.
but only metaphorically.
half the goal is to provide pleasure, not affirm delusions.
