Hide under a cardboard box and slowly inch your way across the broadcast frame and out of the studio
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Is there a printer in the room? Print off a photo of one of your least favorite coworkers, use it as a paper mask, leave.
Talk us through it… how have you come to this predicament? What stopped you from eating breakfast? What do you mean stuck? Do you even work there?
I am an IT guy with an interest inphorography and av technology, I helped set up the camera and then they started the broadcast without me having time to get out.
It seems they forgot about you :(
Was the broadcast at a scheduled time?
Oh the broadcast was fine! And I am on my way to the food now!
There’s food? Must be a nice studio.
Sorry, I should have said that the broadcast was done and I finally got food
What did you eat in the end ?
I have a riddle for you.
What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
When you walk through, look away from the camera.
Then it wasn’t you!
there’s no roll Ins you can sneak out during?
For next time, retroarch and gameboy roms
I just grabbed Retroarch from the Appstore…
I do however need a controller for my iPhone…
You can use touch controls usually, especially with RPGs. GB games like Final Fantasy Legend (aka SaGa) got my though similar boredom.
Claim low blood sugar and go acquire sustenance? Download and read your favorite trashy feel good book?
Good idea on the book I have a series on my phone.
Not an open-ended question. Locking.
Do you have something to provide or configure for them, like adjusting mic, camera, light, whatever? The idea is - you do something better for them, you wink at each other and then you go in the opposite direction. When you work like that, you are perceived as a different kind of a person, like a photographer, with all rights to smoothly break rules to produce the best result without a punishment. I worked like that some time ago and the ability to confidently walk on the stage and fix critical fuck ups while chameleoning with the background is one of the things I’m grateful to learn. Except for chromokey, you pop like a bloody wound on the chromokey bg and that’s hard to edit out.
And as I see you’ve already escaped. That’s great.