OP’s friends be like:

This is why I never share things I truly love with people.

Me making sure YOU AREN’T SCROLLING ON YOUR PHONE!!!

The well hidden secret for this not never happen is… Don’t do it, or just don’t have friends or anybody to do that to.

Hope you enjoyed this ted talk.

I was the same with “La grande bellezza” (The Great Beauty). An Italian art drama movie about an aging journalist and critic. It has a few nudity/sex scenes.

I’ve never finished the movie, because every time I started watching it with a girl, we just ended up making out. It’s a pretentious looking movie at first with lots of beautiful long shots and art, so it’s an easy sell for humanities oriented people.

I was doing the eye thing during the scenes of course. Maybe we ended up having sex each time because they wanted me to stop staring at them.

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