That top one is the reason I can’t watch soccer. What a lame thing to watch a professional athlete do.
I hate it when professional athletes overthrow the republic 😔
Fans when someone doesn’t share their enthusiasm before the season starts
Which is why I’m always polite and ask ‘how is your favourite sports team doing?’
I think all football players should be forced to second in rugby. That’ll stop them rolling around in mock agony from tripping over a blade of grass.
There’s way too much bullshit flopping, but sometimes it’s the only way to get the ref’s attention when an opposing player makes a shitty move that doesn’t hurt but is definitely against the rules.
Or sometimes they just never get touched but are magically thrown to the ground with a broken leg which also magically heals seconds later.
These should be reversed so it gets funnier as you go.
To me, the boxer one is the funniest.