“I’m thinking of travelling from London to Berlin and I’m thinking of using petrol in the process.”

Terrible and unchangeable, as in “you’re beyond therapy and have two weeks to live”? No, go ahead and shoot up whatever you like. In other cases, like “I’m out of my job and the government sucks”? Yes, drugs still are a horrible idea.

UI’s = something that belongs to a UI UIs = more than one UI

It’s its, but yeah you’re right

Heard the same (keep the best for themselves, only sell the inferior stuff) about Spanish olive oil, Italian pasta, and Chinese everything.

“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”

And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

It’s a well researched question, the solution is that an all loving god does not exist.

Not at all I guess?

Like this article in the German Wikipedia, a list of bridges of some random type, which has been in the top 20 for years: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_der_größten_Auslegerbrücken

Who is that and why should I think of her?

I’m not, and I’m perfectly aware of the ambiguity of “tell” meaning both “understand” and “communicate”. But so is the person who wrote that clickbait title.

“They can tell” implies "they can speak“. No they can’t. #Clickbait

Repeat that when you are in said situation.

They also had no science, no literature, no music, 85 % child mortality, and died of old age at 35. Coincidence?

“May” always means “or may not”. There’s a reason why they don’t simply say “improves”. #clickbait

If the post is not a joke, your grammar definitely is

Right, that’s when you should look for a driver language that’s better suited for the job, e. g. Python.

Every database I know comes with an SQL shell that takes commands from stdin and writes query results to stdout. Remember that “bash” never means bash alone, but all the command line tools from cut via jq to awk and beyond … so, that SQL shell would be what you call “bash library”.