ah true, violin is prolly more widely used in high german colloqueal speak, although in rural east germany we do say Arschtrompete from time to time. Thanks for correcting me though!

fun fact: “Ass trumpet” is a real insult in german and means someone who talks shit, literally

oh no, imagine the horror! Americans will never break our strong employee protection laws in the EU and europe in general. Keep your autocracy to your GDP-loving-self ;)