They don’t need an excuse, they’ll make up whatever bullshit they need to justify whatever they were going to do anyway

Christina Ricci. I was maybe 5 or 6 the first time I saw the Addams Family movies, I was already extremely into everything scary and/or Halloween adjacent, and she was only a few years older than I was, and she was both pretty and scary, and the boy she gets paired with in Values reminded me of me. The overall effect of this was to fill me with a deep-seated lifelong fondness for spooky women in general and her in particular. A few years after that I saw Casper, which only reinforced the effect, and Sleepy Hollow showed up just in time for me to hit puberty.

Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole

That goat looks stoned as fuck, which is exactly how I like to watch Scooby Doo

That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output

Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology

A year later and you’re still wrong and too far up your own ass to admit it even when confronted with evidence assembled by people more qualified than you’ll ever be

I do

https://www.avma.org/sites/default/files/resources/dog_bite_risk_and_prevention_bgnd.pdf

The actual statistics, and the people most qualified to interpet and explain them, disagree entirely with you.

https://www.avma.org/sites/default/files/resources/dog_bite_risk_and_prevention_bgnd.pdf