“Pink slime” at my school was the custard they put on the cake.

Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.

Number 1 reason is the people selling it are far more excited by it than the people having to use it.

Gimmick-tastic.

“When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

Nazis.

Until Thomas Matthew Crooks I used to think that going by three names was the key element to being an assassin, but maybe it was being hot all along.

Maybe that’s why Lee Harvey Oswald was killed. Not because somebody was upset he’d shot Kennedy, but out of jealousy he was going to be knee deep in clunge.

I swear if this guy is called Mario I’m going to lose my shit.

Well it bullshits constantly, so it’s most of the way there.

Rubbing their chubby little hands together, thinking of all the wages they wouldn’t have to pay.

Well at least they finally trained someone to be a good shot

We got bread. We got cheese. We got beans.

What more do you want?

Sorry, three pubes per ball is regulation.

The family across the street are Pugsley and Fred West.

Violence is like duct tape. If it hasn’t solved your problem, you didn’t use enough of it.

Anyone who doubts this should ask their parents how many phone numbers they used to remember.

In a few years there’ll be people who’ve forgotten how to have a conversation.

The wooden spoon is $800.

So, reject everything and let appeals sort it out.

We got you fam.

I’ve long been of the opinion that passwords on their own aren’t fit for purpose.

2FA has to be the way, surely? Most people are going to be a lot more careful with their phone than with a post-it note.

That�s right. Nothing could ever go wrong there.