I mean, it could be interesting if they piped in ambient noise from outside the boarding area, etc, into the boarding area, particularly around the windows where you can see your plane and stuff.

Or like if there’s an observation lounge watching take offs and things.

I assume that’s not what they’re talking about because no way an airport could be that cool, but details.

Darth Jar Jar would be furious to know they covered up his image.

hessa gonna doossa summa sithy shitty.

….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?

“Dammit Seven, when I said ‘I could use a good probe up my ass’, that’s not what I had in mind!”

this sounds like a great way to get stale coffee.

Also wouldn’t it be easier to just get the doctor to stick his finger in it or something?

This is probably his reply… but I’d bet he’d do it if kess asked.

Ryker wouldn’t see the problem. But Crusher can. Unfortunately she’s become something of an expert in STIs and such. It’s really too bad ST didn’t have the Arnassians from Bab 5.

Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.

Show of hands.

Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

“shaddup and take my money!” -Blazin Bev.

naw. I didn’t really read it. I just jumped straight to the jokes about peptides in the comments,

Kirk was far from the worst captain in Starfleet. which really says something about those other captains.

damn you. I didn’t notice. and now I can’t not notice.

hey, if it’s my shit they want, they can just feed me. seems fair.

what uh, what makes it “good” poop?

edit: oh. they want the microbiota in the shit.

Well… I’m not on grinder, so it might be hard to actually find them,

Though it occurs to me they’ll use AI to sort through it, so I can’t torture some poor intern with an excess of porn.

sorry. i was thinking like gay furry porn. not like…incest porn… ew.

Time to spin up a shit ton of accounts for porn.

the weirder the porn the better.

… It hought the INN was another SW memes sub. And like… .this drove me to the darkside…

Trump has never played any version of Civ.

he might be less incompetent if he had.

though I’ll admit he kissed her twice and got slapped by her.

this says more about Andrea than Kirk. Mostly that she has good taste.