Do you want a .json or .csv?

They want you to be scared.

When the ACA gets repealed insurance comoanies can use it to preemptively deny you coverage. Then there’s the ethnic cleansing of course. There will be religious people who will use it for marriage licenses or breeding permits.

Changes text alert to fart noise

I mean, I’m just going to do it as a dad joke, like set their background as my face so they learn to lock their device.

Yeah right. I’m going to try every spy trick in the book so they learn some goddamn common sense.

Do not, under any circumstances, break the banana.

Yeah, but the nsa can listen to you through it.

I wouldn’t mention that you sued your last job.

Amazon definately knows the return rates and reasons products get returned. It’s absurd that they wouldn’t know.

If someone posts csam on this site and the admin willingly ignores it, they can’t really argue that they aren’t responsible for it.

Are you talking about shitty car features associated with electric cars like built in tracking?

Walking through the park with a bauggette

Obviously limit inheritence and gifts to family. Nobody should be inheriting a billion dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1iF8UWr-w

Sam’s Club in America you can use their app to scan your stuff and pay. They check your receipt on the way out.

https://youtu.be/IlU-zDU6aQ0

I knew they were going to start cracking down on piracy. They’ll use it as an excuse to make vpns illegal.

I’m using revanced on my phone

Smart tube