KingJalopy

My job moved me from Oklahoma to California. Took 3.5 months to sell my house but I was in Cali that whole time while my wife and daughter stayed behind waiting for the sale. The day I finally came back to get them after the sale was that day. I had never been away from them more than 2 days in 15 years. That 3.5 months alone was so fucking hard and depressing. Never been so happy to see them.

That day. For me.

Still fucking with Linux and telling others it’s not as hard as everyone’s thinking describing it in what might as well be Mandarin.

Oh, commie shit too, prolly.

I’m just gonna be honest, you seem like a great person and all, but eating a burrito with one hand is just not practical.

Also chicken nuggets… Because we always go there and wonder, “why are there no nuggets at this taco place?”

You’re gonna put your eye out

Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn’t want but would soon be fighting over.