It doesn’t seem like a very “walled” garden if they were able to migrate all their data including issues and comments

It’s never too late:

https://g.co/finance/TSLQ:NASDAQ

You don’t need to buy options. Someone did all that and made an ETF out of it for you.

Uh… except for most games

I think it might take a lot longer than 20 years for plastic to fully die down

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Actually, star trek might be. In their lore, things got a lot worse before they got better.