Why the hell am I being downvoted here?

Top Hole!

Nothing can be too moist.

UK here. I get 30 days paid leave a year, and will have 2 or 3 weeks away on vacation throughout the year and use the rest of the days for just chilling.

My employer will literally hassle me to use all the days, and is not happy if I don’t take my full entitlement.

I’d happily let you have them all :)

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?