minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injuredlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoDon’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world. linkfedilink
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you succumb to the urge to stop the microwave a few seconds before it actually stops ?linkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoIf I don’t stop it before the last second, the universe will blow up. linkfedilink
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Having the ability to lie and manipulate with no remorse will get you much further in this world than having morals and being correctlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoI’ll die poor with morals rather than rich and evil. I’m okay with that. linkfedilink
Don’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.