I feel like I should bring back this timeless Tumblr post. I do not want internet on any of my appliances, and nobody should.

Brazil has a ton of kei trucks! Mainly because they’re very cheap and yet can carry a fuckton of weight. With the price you pay for a RAM 3500 here you can buy 5 Kia Bongos and carry 10x the amount of cargo.

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I actually like the game, otherwise I would be playing something else. I just dislike the way the community has dragged it into a dumb direction because of the devs actively choosing to put Shipment on every game since MW2019. Most players now literally have an aneurysm if they don’t fight someone within 5 seconds of spawning.

A 007 early years game made by the Hitman guys? This is gonna be interesting.

And then your life flashes before your eyes as they do a massive attack that either instakills you or deals 99% damage.

Probably Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. Does it have a ton of cringe moments? Yeah. But it’s also fun as fuck.

Cops when a gay man has constant threats against him and ends up getting murdered for it: I sleep

Cops when a woman travels to another state for healthcare: STOP THAT DANGEROUS CRIMINAL!