If I were stuck in an elevator with Putin, Netanyahu, a gun with two bullets, and RICK FUCKING BERMAN I’d shoot RICK FUCKING BERMAN twice.

is/does thing

“have you tried not being/doing that thing?”

The only acceptable response should be a backhand with a platemail gauntlet.

Have you tried not being depressed? Have you tried just going to bed early? Have you tried smack YES KEVIN I’VE FUCKING TRIED IT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCTOR FOR FUCK SAKE

My wife actually love BBT and got me watching it. I still hate laugh track sitcoms, and as a Super Nerd a lot of things irritated me, but overall it’s not nearly as bad as I was expecting from all the meme hate.

Still, the meme is not wrong, Data had a fine positronic brain, sure, but He can kill a motherfucker when necessary.

Papa Soong didn’t raise no bitch.