Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind literally is about meth and falling asleep inside a chick, but we all liked it cause it went 🎶do do doo

Edit: sorry, its also about cocaine

And cover up your face and any visible tattoos or any other identifying features

Go, bwahhhh

Right!

It’s not necessarily the size of Pluto thats the problem. It’s that it hasn’t cleared its orbit to make it stand out.

Dang. I’m sorry yall. As a bigger dude I’ve never even thought of this. I’ll just be in my own world doing whatever.

Actually, funny story though. Literally earlier at work today a car was creeping around a little slowly in the parking lot as I was walking on the sidewalk to check on somethings. And for the first time ever I did have a thought about how people abducting me would go down. It was a smaller car though so I just kinda laughed it off.

It’s not so funny now that I think about how yall feel

Drugs can help for a time, but the more time you let it help, the more help your gunna need to rid em.

Id say use them, but use them while still trying to get out of your position. If you just use them to numb everything but then don’t do anything else to help get over the pain, then eventually you’re gunna need to sto.ger stuff or your spending all your money to buy more and more.

The buck stops with this guy

I mean I literally thought of it in the shower but you do you

Edit: “damn with how many protests and division how united are we? How can we really keep continuing calling ourselves united when that’s literally the last thing I would call myself with anybody around here.”

Sorry it wasn’t the most intellectual thought process and now your gold standard community of absolutely thought provoking a profound statements are made. I pray this blemish wont tarnish every one else’s thought process.

I’ll agree I miss some sarcasm here and there, but it’s getting increasingly harder to tell when people are actually joking.

There’s a handful of times where I thought I was going along with the joke but it wasn’t actually a joke. So now I just take everything at face value.

I know it’s cringe, but a /s helps out nowadays

More like Pro-Life-Debts amiright?

That’s a lot of words to say “I don’t understand politics and only care about one single issue”

Anybody on this platform already knows all the problems and how it can be better. Anyone preaching here hoping an American will read it and change are just wasting keystrokes.

We know it’s bad. Unfortunately there’s not much anyone of us here can do besides bitch and moan, or else we wouldn’t be on Reddit Ultra.

That being said, German McDonald’s have chicken wings and they’re pretty amazing.

Also, there’s studies recently saying not flossing can lead to a higher chance of dementia, as the rotting tooth can go to the brain