He’s old and tired.

If/when that happens, its still better than giving twitter any traffic.

Attack of the killer tomatoes!

That was a great line

It’s Zed’s.

Who’s Zed?

Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.

5 day old account and you’re posting like crazy all over the place.

Now where have I seen that type of behaviour before…

6% old people re-sharing. The other 54% were bot accounts.

How long until this evil administration forces some citizens to sew a yellow star or pink triangle on their clothes?

By this logic, everyone charged (not convicted, just charged) should have their accounts and submissions changed in the same manner as Luigi’s.

Wait, you’re telling me that people respond on ads? That’s fucken crazy.

I cant confirm on this as I deleted my Facebook account 8 years ago, plus run ad-blockers. If I was in marketing and Meta told me there were positive reactions to our ad campaigns running on their site, I would take their metrics with a large pinch of salt.

Reminds me of the police chef meltdown in Fear & Loathing and the clerks response

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWATBOQCUqM

Can they rent Ted Cruz instead? He’s a dildo.