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Cake day: June 8th, 2023

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world[Deleted]
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    26 days ago

    Yeah, it’s definitely all ten, although I can see how I would regret that choice from time to time.

    Fortunately, robot hands are pretty cool, and I’m sure that if the world were prosperous and they saw somebody with no fingers, they would all chip in to help back out. So it wouldn’t be like terrible forever, but it would definitely have its moments where it sucks.




  • I have friends who have dreams about going to work.

    I have friends who have dreams about showing up to a hangout and hanging out with people.

    I dream about leading a choir of nuns on a singing rampage through New York and fighting epic space battles where it turns out that the Darth Vader equivalent of my dream is actually my cousin, which I only learn after I kill him, where priceless and irreplaceable books on witchcraft are destroyed to make wrapping paper due to a shopkeeper’s error, where I am told mysteries of the universe and song and hear songs that have never been sung before.

    Dreams are like your brain’s way of processing information and defragging your personality.

    Everyone’s got different kinds of dreams.



  • When my dad was teaching me how to ride a bike, I kept falling.

    He noticed that I was paying so much attention to the road that I couldn’t focus on riding the bike.

    Finally he picked me up, looked me dead in the eyes and said, “You rule the road. Don’t let the road rule you”.

    Somehow that phrase immediately gave me the ability to ride a bicycle.

    I have shared it with other people learning to ride a bicycle after they have fallen down at least once.

    It freaking works.