I lived in Suburbia as a child. Happiness is a thin veneer over the contempt the majority of neighbors feel for each other.

I lived in rural towns for much of my young adult life. Monopolized utilities and services, as well as the issue of small-town indoctrination, were reliably present.

I currently live in a metro. The rampant corruption and vehicle-oriented culture are noxious.

I guess I want to live in outer space. It’s pretty quiet up there and I’d imagine it doesn’t really smell all that bad.

I concur. Get the alternator checked. The diode might be giving up the ghost and causing reverse-current, draining the battery even while off.

Why does the car being permium matter?

More electronic systems means higher instantaneous current draw.

Seems like it’s perfect for me, no?

Hey, if you get a fine deal on it and it provides all the CCA you need then that’s a win in my book. You should still look into trickle charging if not driving the car for more than a week. The battery can get damaged.

Don’t waste your money on an AGM battery. Unless you have a premium luxury vehicle (i.e. Audi) and the extra cash to burn, just find a decent brand battery with as much CCA as you can fit under the hood.

Get yourself a 12V trickle charger. Most quality units will fully charge your battery and keep it in a “floating” mode to top it off, letting you keep it connected to the car for several days at a time.