What’s the point of smartphone colors that will get completely covered by the phone case? And don’t tell me phone cases are not necessary, I’ve accidentally dropped my phone enough times!

(I’m on my 4th smartphone in about 12 years, and I’ve never scratched or cracked a screen)

Rules of Acquisition: 34- War is good for business 35- Peace is good for business

I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.