you own it but also can’t really modify it

Lemme introduction you to my friends: drugs, TBIs, and dementia

Edit:

Lemme introduction you

Wtf is wrong with me lately? Geez…

https://youtu.be/tKXO02VGrQ0

We should offer to help them stand with him in solidarity, so to speak

“Look out, everyone, I’m coming!”

I’m not a huge fan of my father-in-law falling asleep while driving on the highway and then lying and saying that he was just thinking/meditating. I guess, also add my father-in-law thinking that driving down the highway is an acceptable time to meditate.

Derail the train

Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM