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The last person in the kitchen.
I know I wasn’t in there last.
One of you did it. If I see it again you’ll both be grounded
That is entirely unfair!
Me, probably. I go in thinking “ooh, bit dark in here” and leave thinking “SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH”.
The cat.
Who cares, it’ll turn off in five minutes if there’s no motion detected. Welcome to the current year where we’re not waking up in a cold sweat to turn off a light.
My roommate.
Every fucking night.
