I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
California rolls, shrimp avocado rolls, salmon avocado rolls, miso soup
Or
Chipotle burrito bowl with chicken, barbacoa, brown rice, black beans, pinto beans, extra fresh tomato salsa, extra red sauce, extra cheese, lettuce, and queso
A dog’s natural scent. I just love dogs and cuddling with dogs.
I wish for $200000000, a switch 2, or a gift card idk
Lists with sub-lists
I still will eat lots because I can.
I look at naked people but I don’t produce anything. I just appreciate the artistic nudity of my favorite characters.
Yes, addiction is not fun. Reddit is not fun and neither is using drugs.
!dailygames@lemmy.zip yeah they’re fun
I feel like I’ve done everything a phone can do at this point
Gym, amazon warehouse, commuting by bike/scooter
Honestly decide on a goal and work towards it.
Dragonfucker… 2!
Living Corporate Mascot
Every summer I get ants. I thought the doggos tracked them in on their paws but when they passed, we still got ants every goddamn summer. So many. Then spiders. The big ass thick butted ugly ass spiders. Those bitches just don’t care about their lives. My daily routine in the summer is rinsing at least three spiders down the drain while I shower.
r/libraryofbabel, r/tragedeigh, and r/everyoneknowsthat. But I can live without them.
Tragedeigh gets depressing sometimes as someone who had a horrible name growing up. Libraryofbabel kinda encourages my maladaptive daydreaming and honestly creating !0x255@sh.itjust.works wasn’t the best for trying to break out of my daydreaming addiction.
However I can get my Who’s Who updates somewhere else. Everyone knows that it, you’ve got ulterior motives!
They don’t know their children are streaming because they don’t care about their children. They only care about drugs and watching TV. The children are streaming for money to buy things to break from the monotonous life of being told to go away and watching content farm slop. Some are trying to buy soap so they aren’t the stinky kid anymore, as the parents can buy soap but they need to save for a $100 bag with a $5000 name on it.
Also the viewers are the closest thing the children have to family and friends.
Guess I’ve been suffering from one for my whole life oof
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Yes. I have a job and easy access to overtime. One overtime shift is like 4 games plus dinner and transit.
Interesting read, skimmed through it while working at Amazon. Seems like company wants money and company sold product for money, and also users generated offensive user generated content on a user generated content hosting platform. Nothing new. Yet you sleep on Walmart Marketplace.
My job at Amazon and the opportunity to make my life better.