And if you aren’t remembered then you never existed

Anything that brings you actual joy. $60 fancy Japanese food on Uber eats is worth it.

Patronizing and infantilizing attention. The normal kind is fine but the only way I could be treated normally is if I pretend to be a white man. Otherwise I’m treated like a sick puppy learning how to walk. I hate it.

YouTube premium, Amazon prime, Microsoft 365, Nintendo switch online, virtual ups mailbox (to receive mail with my name on it without involving family), Twitch turbo, Neocities.org. I don’t watch TV or movies, only user generated content. Spotify is unusable without premium and after being subject to five ads in a row, one being an obnoxious gen z vape addicted minor tiktok “satisfying” asmr one, I will never use them. I don’t understand the appeal of a subscription or an obnoxiously ad-ridden service for a thing you download for free or buy once. I only wanted to listen to one fucking podcast. One.

Waiting until I’m free from this world tbh. It doesn’t matter what I do while waiting.

I didn’t know that existed, and it’s an unnecessary tech bro chinese convenience product I am immediately in desperate need of. Sighs, opens amazon

Working 60 hours a week so your cats can have premium Dr Elsey Litter™, your kids can get Hot Wheels Ultimate Garages™ and Barbie Dreamhouses™ for Christmas, and so you never run out of Pampers™. And so you can get a premium comfort banana cleaner device for cheap. May your cats be happy, your kids scream as if they got a NINTENDO 64!!! Oh My GAWD!!!, your babies be dry and comfy, and your bananas be clean.

But to really answer the question, riding a $1000 e-scooter I bought for $600 and eating meals that cost between $30 and $60. And saving for future rent WHEN I fucking win a housing lottery. Thanks Amazon!

Being near or seeing someone wear a winter coat in a gym, warehouse, or heated building. The asshole lifting weights in a fucking puffer jacket just existed but ugh the sight made me so nauseated and angry. Wear those shits OUTSIDE ffs. Fucking annoying as hell.

Anyone with a tattoo of drugs. Cool, you’re a slave to a substance and you take pride in it. You really love being a lifeless puppet animated by a drug huh? You traded your humanity for “happiness”. Was it worth it, eh stoner?

Anyone who enjoys true crime. You might as well be a murderer yourself, covered in blood and dismembered body parts. Gross as fuck. Get OUT of my life.

Anything that doesn’t make me look smart or talented if I’m caught doing it.

They should make a whistleblower the ceo so they can have plausible deniability when the ceo is murdered

I stowed 600 packages an hour at amazon

Eradicate cars, have reliable public transit that runs 24/7 and departs every 5 minutes. All deliveries are via helicopter for businesses and drones for personal orders. Turn parking lots into something actually useful. Make all fast food places completely automated and open 24 hours. Eradicate homelessness and poverty.

Y’all know Neocities.org, but it deserves a mention. It’s literally THE site for unseen sites.

My whole life tbh, I was treated horrible and everyone just basically gaslit me into believing I Just Don’t Like random things especially schoolwork and cleaning.

Yeah bitch I really Don’t Like schoolwork so much I do homework on the way home. I’m so eager to do something I Don’t Like™™™™™. Yeah I Don’t Like cleaning either, that’s why I do chores as early as possible so they’re done because I don’t like cleaning.

Surely it’s not because I was an overworked kid who was so drained I couldn’t focus on homework at home where Happy Happy Family antagonize me and bully me. Surely I don’t clean as soon as possible because if I don’t do it now I won’t have time to do it later and it’ll pile up for next week. And not because I would rather fucking relax on days off instead of keeping myself awake to do chores at the very end of the day when I’m ready to just sleep. Fuck childhood