It is real!
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”
identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority
This is no joke and he’s going to start taking land. He’s serious about Canada too.
Fuck everyone in advance who buys the security angle.
Nazi shit shined with a US flag and it’s ok with the USA.
You know how the germans act when we talk about Hitler?! That will be americans in the future. Like WHAT THE FUCK?
Its me already
there’s no way we’re not living in a simulation. it fucking sucks. Please, somebody delete me right now I don’t want to play anymore 😭
“is to be given” is the wrong case to use, the bill is in committee. “Would be given” would be better to say.
This government is stupider and more childish than any TikTok challenge to date… combined
Thankfully, the dipshit, Buddy, is not related to former President Jimmy Carter.
This “buddy” is so nose deep up Trumps ass that he just climbed out of his mouth
RFK Jr had a brain worm, so Buddy wanted to be Trump’s tapeworm
Careful, his idiot followers are going to believe this 4200%
jesus
Those colors don’t even make green you morons
Red + Blue = Purple + White = … Lilac?
Lilacland?
Tbh that’s a really cute name.
Red, White, and Blueland
Does this mean France, and Russia, and every other country with those colors in their flags also have claims to that land?
Sure, whatever. We’re living in the clown timeline anyway.
hey be nice to the clowns this timeline is worse
This is what our elected representatives believe is important. This is what they are wasting our tax dollars on. Burn it all down.
Cool. Just renamed my apartment “The REAL United States of America”. Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously “New Ohio”. There. See how much that lowered egg prices?
The geopolitical fanfiction writes itself. Renaming Greenland like some corporate rebrand desperate to distract from melting assets – national security theater now starring spray-painted glaciers. The cognitive contortions needed to frame territorial karaoke as “strategic expansion” would earn Olympic gold in mental gymnastics.
They’ve upgraded from labeling dissenters “anti-American” to legislating cartographic fanfic. Six-month bureaucratic deadlines for rewriting maps? Peak legislative productivity achieved while infrastructure crumbles and healthcare implodes. At least the Sharpie industry thrives.
Denmark’s diplomatic eye-roll echoes through the performative patriotism. Soft power evolves into PowerPoint jingoism – why address rising seas when you can rename them? The real climate action? Mandating all future hurricanes adopt surnames from Founding Fathers. Priorities, people.
