Listen. I know you said no wrong answers but unfortunately due to the past few decades of the American Political system, pretty much anything is now effectively accurate. Even such things as:

• The Divided States of America
• McMilitary Industrial Complex
• The Paycheck-to-Paycheck Republic
• Red vs Blue
• Gilded Ruins
• AmeriKKKa
• Walmartistan
• Gunlandia
• Yeehaw Reich
• Methlehem
• Debtlandia
• Live, Laugh, Lawsuit