I got a package the other day from an online order I had made. My wife asked what it was and I joked and said it might be a bomb, some dust with poison or a virus or something. We laughed at the thought but it got me thinking of all the packages I just open without thinking all the time. I would never know it was a bomb until after it went off in my hands.
If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.
Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.
I’m waiting for the city wide random delivery service that some country will send some day for everyone to enjoy … all 2 million of them all at once.
I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.
More likely to be da bomb 💣
There was a bomber in Texas who murdered several strangers with package bombs left on their doorsteps. He blew himself up just before he was captured. I don’t think we ever got an explanation of his motivation. It’s really rare, but it does happen.
The fact is that most of us are alive simply because no one has decided to kill us yet. There is no complete safety in this life, so you may as well take reasonable precautions and chill. Enjoy your life.
If you want to die, walk across the street. You’ll have a much better chance than whatever you’re dreaming up.
Or a mail order bride… on the instalment plan.
Yeah, lithium ion batteries are a real danger.
Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, United States
Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.
I think they screen for those these days.
Cool, my stress level wasn’t high enough today.
