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skhayfa@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

arstechnica.com

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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

arstechnica.com

skhayfa@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Twenty people have been hospitalized. Most cases are in children.
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    Yeah, you now have Autism

    Trains or something IDK

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      “Take me to the gauges and dials. No eye contact.”

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      Choo choo motherfucker

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        You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of your death

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      deleted by creator

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      a lot of our ASD students are really into pro wrestling too

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