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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
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    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

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      What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

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        When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle

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      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”

    • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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      honeydick

    • voluble@lemmy.ca
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      Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I like honey?

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Found Winnie the Pooh!

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      deleted by creator

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    US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.

    • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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      Red hot.

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      The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.

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    This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.

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    But playing world of tanks is still ok right?

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      What’s lemmy.ml have to do with this?

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      Butt playing is always alright

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    Borat 2 - Rudy Giuliani scenes full HD https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0

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    Shi Pei Pu anyone?

    Shi Pei Pu

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      20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.

      In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

      One hell of a tuck job

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      the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol

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    Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.

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    That’s going to put a real crimp in the dating pool…

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