Am I doing it right?
Remember your towel protocol:
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
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Are you being paid by e.coli?
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy’s.
“ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!”
It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
Ew! That’s nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that “dirty shower water has run over them, so it’s fine”??? She’ll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
That would bath time. I don’t want some girl sucking my coffee shop toes regardless of shower water or not.
Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what’s the matter with you?
Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it’s been washed.
yeah I don’t get it. i have amazing thoughts all the time but rarely in the shower
Relatable
