stembolts@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 26 days agoI should wash my hair.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1246arrow-down1message-squareI should wash my hair.stembolts@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·26 days agoRemember your towel protocol:
minus-squaredaggermoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·26 days agoIf you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agoI still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt. I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·25 days agoAre you being paid by e.coli?
minus-squareNalivai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoThey’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·26 days agoIndeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
minus-squarepeetabix@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoWhite for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·25 days agoIf you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Remember your towel protocol:
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
😋
Are you being paid by e.coli?
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries