stembolts@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agoI should wash my hair.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareI should wash my hair.stembolts@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·3 months agoRemember your towel protocol:
minus-squaredaggermoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoIf you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoI still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt. I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·3 months agoAre you being paid by e.coli?
minus-squareNalivai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThey’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoIndeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
minus-squarepeetabix@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoWhite for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoIf you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Remember your towel protocol:
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
😋
Are you being paid by e.coli?
They’re in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries