I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.

I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.

Can you catch grapes in your mouth? We need more details on the rules.

They hadn’t invented gloves back then?

Use the thing that Phage the Untouchable had to use to eat.
It had claws to peel her lips back, and an extender that would push very raw meat down her throat (it would start to rot the moment it touched her, so the fresher the better)