Devaluate gold.
I’d “make a golden tree statue”, sell it for crypto, buy trump coins with it, go to his dinner, and shake his hand.
I like this plan. The first half made me hate it, which is a pretty good sign it’s hitting the right key points of environmental destruction, profiteering, crypto, bad crypto and buying influence, but then brings it back right at the end.
You’re going to have to be careful not to touch anything at the dinner before shaking hands, you wouldn’t want to give the game away too early.
You’ve got a point, I should probably just touch a rock and start the thing with that instead of a poor tree.
The man with the gilded crotch…
Get distracted and scratch my nose.
Starve to death, probably. Isn’t that what happened to King Midas?
They hadn’t invented gloves back then?
Use the thing that Phage the Untouchable had to use to eat.
It had claws to peel her lips back, and an extender that would push very raw meat down her throat (it would start to rot the moment it touched her, so the fresher the better)I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.
I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.
Can you catch grapes in your mouth? We need more details on the rules.
Touch all the CEOs I can get my hands on
Turn my microplastic collection I’ve been hoarding in my body into gold.
Jerk off.
[Insert goldmember]
High five a certain gold loving narcissist
It would be fitting that his hand would be stuck upright in that “awkward hand gesture”
Get a pair of chain mail gloves. Put them on and they turn to gold and still function as gloves.
Then wear my gold gloves around at will, using my gold touch to further materials science.
Gold can be weaved, just get a pair of cotton or silk gloves. They’ll be lighter.
Chain mail is already heavy and you want to make it gold?
Lead. Alchemy baby.
I would attend political rallies and be sure to be up front for shaking hands.
