The Andromeda Galaxy.
My (future) wife. I would hide it away and never let anyone know or see, but I would at least know who to look for when dating, and it would give me unparalleled confidence in any future relationship.
If it’s 1:1 ratio? The sun
Came here to say that, thank you.
Am I the only normal person in these comments?
I only want a life-size cutout of Danny Devito, and it’s only £40!
OMG the Frequently Bought Together section!
(I may mis-recall all the details because this was some years back.) There was girl who took a Danny Devito cutout as her “date” to highschool prom and posted the professional prom photo online, and the story got big enough that he heard about it. He was so amused by it that he brought a custom made cardboard cutout of her from the prom picture to the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia set to take a photo with.
I have the mini version of this (about 2ft) and it is my favourite. When I had more space, he was placed at my doorway to greet me when I’d come home.
It would not be Londo from Babylon 5. My husband had a life size cardboard of him when we first started dating, and it always scared me.
That’s awesome; I’d get along great I’m sure. Is your husband single?
He says no, cause if he said yes he’d be very single very quick!
Dang. Well, I shot my shot!
True story time.
I used to work in public health. One time I was assigned to inspect one of the local men’s shelters. There were ‘pods’ where a dozen men slept together in one room. One guy had a full size cutout figure of Joanna Lumley as Patsy from ‘AbFab.’ She is in all white, holding a cigarette and a bottle of Stoli. My man was homeless, but he had his priorities straight.
evangelion angel
Executor class star dreadnought
Definitely either the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog version of Sonic and Tails.
The upcoming winning lotto numbers
Godzilla. People would freak the fuck out!
The Death Star. Not only would it be cool and intimidating, but I think it could be leveraged to reduce global warming by shading the world for about 12 minutes every day. (I attempted math to come up with 12 minutes. I wouldn’t trust that figure, but it’s all hypothetical anyway so the amount of time really doesn’t matter.)
my bed. I love it so much
It’s pretty awesome. I like the racing stripes and spiderman stickers you have on the headboard
Excuse me, I’m a woman, I have disney princesses on my headboard
Pfft, girls.
Mr. T.
Me, looking disappointed, set myself there in the office, looking disappointedly at myself all day.
