• arotrios@lemmy.worldEnglish
    121·
    4 days ago

    Per Starfleet regulation 80085FUQ-CRSHR-023, an interactive, slappable version of Ensign Crusher is to be placed in every public starship venue:

    Your post is now in compliance with Starfleet regulations. Thank you and have a nice day.

    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 days ago

      I’m not one to question Starfleet regs, but he did get substantially cooler in Prodigy. I think it’s just Ensign Crusher who’s annoying