I guess a few agents get to slack off for a while rather than actually work. I know if I were in their position, I’d just be “following up on possible leads” for a while.
Honestly, for an FBI agent, it’s insulting to be asked to do special monitoring for an unelected official’s private business. They have more important things to do.
And hasn’t fElon already gone back to “save” the company, so he’s not even at DOGE anymore?
If terrorism now means burning cars, what’s the word for killing people to terrorize?
Getting rid of the dept of ed, cracking down on tesla keying.
Won’t someone think about the cars!?
What a waste of resources
Fascism is just ultra capitalism in a trenchcoat wielding a flamethrower!
…Or a chainsaw
SVU, special tesla victim unit. dundun.
What a bunch of clowns.
“In the criminal justice system, offenses involving Tesla’s are considered especially heinous.”
“A task force”
I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.
Because they used the term “task force”?
Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?
No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.
These days you don’t need to be committing a crime to get arrested. You just need to be annoying the wrong people.
Good! We’re FINALLY Solving REAL PROBLEMS!
-This is LITERALLY What Conservatives think while CHILDREN ARE GUNNED DOWN IN SCHOOL, SHELVES ARE EMPTY OF GOODS, 401KS TANK AND ICE IS ALLOWED TO ENTER HOMES AND DEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT WARRANTS OR CAUSE!
The police are there to protect the business interests of the richest man in the world.
They call regular people “terrorists” for daring to stand up to fascism in any small way.
They start a manhunt for the murder of the CEO of a health insurance company while ignoring the murders of countless regular people every day.
Private property is protected, while it’s been made illegal to be homeless.
What a sick and decrepit society.
Police aren’t here for for the common citizen, they’re for sale to the highest bidder like everything else in this shit hole of United States of Capitalism. Fuck the police. ACAB.
That seems like a huge inefficiency, DOGE should eliminate it.
Uh oh, it sounds like they want us to be inclusive of all cars.
Why aren’t news outlets picking this up…
I thought Elon was behind this since Tesla’s aren’t selling well. They should start from there.
There’s a website to track elons plane.
What he gets really irritated about is the fact that you have to file a flight plan and that flight plan has to be public, because obviously otherwise it wouldn’t work.
So anyone at any time can track his plane, and no matter how rich he is, there is fuck all he can do about it
Republicans doing things to stop people from destroying cars but not children in schools. “Family values” party.
If Republicans could feel shame* I’m sure they’d be very upset.
* about anything other than sex
