The Running Man.
It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!
Bread and circuses.
The United States is dying
Why does my bread keep going up in price then?
If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.
Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.
The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador
I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle
We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.
You know. Football. Handegg.
Ew, but yes.
Ew.
Bruh, I watched the movies recently, and this is literally my first throught
May the odds be ever in your favor…
What the actual…
We need to DEPORT OUR IMMIGRANTS! UNLESS they Win at a TV Show THEN we can Let them Stay and I see NOTHING Wrong with That! Or they’re WHITE!
-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!
That is not true. Any immigrants that can spend $5 million are free to buy a fresh, hot, and newly minted social security card!
But that doesn’t buy you tolerance in the society. That’s extra on a subscription basis
And they called me a fool for having Hunger Games on my bingo card.
This article sounds like bs.
“According to the Daily Mail…”
My bs senses are tingling on this one, too. I think I’ll be watching for confirmation from elsewhere before I give this much energy.
Edit: it’s insane that it’s even remotely believable, though. And it is believable. Like, easily believable.
those five words from an unknown third-party source should be enough to raise flags, i hope…
The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source. They are the most awful British tabloid. I give them negative trust.
The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source.
lol ‘nit’ indeed :P
Executions will be televised one day.
I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.
Then they deport the winner anyway, because citizenship doesn’t matter to Trump.
So MAGA wants to take away birthright citizenship and institute game show winner citizenship. This is the same government we’re relying on to do the right thing in a nuclear confrontation.
That’s all they really know anyways, reality TV. Bit of a misnomer really.
I remember during the zelensky ambush at the white house that DJT said it would make great TV as well.
Clown country.
Rename country to Panem?
I mean, this is a clownshow, might as well go full Bread and Circus.
There are really people out there who support this shit who think they deserve to be regarded as good people just because they’re friendly on an interpersonal level.
sigh
I have the outline of a plot where Kristi Noem gets spit roasted by Mike Lee and Mike Johnson.
Does she die at the end? Can season 2 be MTG?
You mean like… Over a fire?
