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You hear it as a joke when you’re young, but it’s not til you’re old that you realize “you are what you eat” is literal.
Literally all of you was either food/drink or oxygen from the air at some point—whether it was consumed by you or by your mother.
Unless you have dental fillings or other implants.
Theseus’ ship wants to know if those fillings are really part of you
Theseus’ ship hasn’t been the same since they replaced the rudder with an AI.
Is Theseus happy?
Or if you worked an asbestos mine
My sweat is just seasoning.
No, most of me was water I drank!
You were water that YOU drank???
Oh…oh this is hurting my brain trying to work this out.
Oh like all of the material of your body was food, at first I thought you just had really bad grammar and meant “all of you” meaning allb of us readers or something and all the comments were just keeping up the bit
I don’t get it. Is this a joke about “swallowing” ?
Jokes on you, I’m technically food right now!
*were
Its you, singular.
