Step right up! Step right up! Grab a pitchfork and stab a Nazi!

palm trees and golf courses. Seems to have worked for Palm Springs.

(I’m kidding but the only time I’ve ever personally experienced 124F (51C) was there)

Free churros

Rebrand it as life’s “last dab, sponsored by hot ones”

Which ring? Limbo aint so bad, just windy, Oklahoma building codes would be more than sufficent, and you get to pal around with all the famous people who croaked before big J showed up. Real estate in some of the lower rings should get pretty cheap, you would not need much infrastructure for heating and cooling as the tempeature varies wildly between the rings (which according to Dante, are atleast walking distance apart)

I personally would set up an ice rink adventure camp on ring 9. Cocytus does not appear to thaw, so long as you dont mind skating around the traitors frozen in the ice and stay an arms length from Lucifer, you can probably set up a pretty good tourist trap.

After Trump dies, for $19.99, you can contribute your piss to the Golden Cell

Hahaha nice try SATAN!!!

Ask these experts.

Probably allow people to beat up recently deceased corrupt politicians and ceos.

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See your least favorite historical figures get their comeuppance!

Start charging money to get in

I feel like that would just give it a more “hellish” ambiance, increasing the suffering of everyone exposed to it. Selfie sticks for miles, influencers…this is definitely a way to make it worse than it’s already purported to be.

I think I’d like it as is

Heaven vs hell can be imagined at a very general level as abundance vs scarcity. Earth can be transformed from a hell to a heaven. A self serve abundance of a hunter-gathering lifestyle can still be heaven. But tourism from heaven to hell where forced servitude provides the abundance to those guests permitted abundance would further mimick the earthly hierarchy.